Words cannot describe how awesome this is. Seriously, I’ve seen it at least 14 times by the time of this posting. It’s that good.
Now if only I could integrate the routine with some of my super moose…
Let There Be Light
March 15th, 2009 § 1
Practical Measures
February 27th, 2009 § 3
Theory11′s About page, before my Theory17 post:
Theory11′s About page, after my Theory17 post:
Now, I’m not saying that my tongue-in-cheek article was the reason they did this, but given that these long-overdue changes have only taken place recently, it’s hard to shrug it off as “just a coincidence”.
Also, I noticed that the word “unparalleled” from the original second paragraph is now absent in the new version. Could it be that they’ve finally encountered an outside force to be reckoned with?
Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
A Perfect Equation
February 12th, 2009 § 4
Quentin Tarantino + Brad Pitt + World War II = GUARANTEED WIN
Check it out for yourself:
August 21st couldn’t be further away.
The 10 Most Outrageously Badass White Rap Songs EVER
January 14th, 2009 § 22
We all have our little guilty pleasures in life, be it Tater Tots, MTV Cribs, or watching Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man. For me, there is no pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater… than the fine art of White Rap.
Now, when most people hear the words “White Rap”, images of Eminem, The Beastie Boys and perhaps even the venerable Mark Wahlberg usually come to mind. To me, these people aren’t white rappers – just rappers that happen to be white.
True White Rap is what you get when you take an art form and have it performed by people whom it was never, ever intended for. The resulting product is something so awesome it’ll make you want to rip the face off of a 5th-grader.
So without further ado, here are 10 of the most outrageously badass White Rap songs… EVER.
Logo No-go
December 11th, 2008 § 2
While having dinner out with some friends last week, it was brought to my attention that Mountain Dew had chosen a new logo to adorn their drinks. Intrigued, I immediately wiped off my greasy, pizza-covered fingers and looked it up on my phone:
Pardon my music, but what the funk? Maybe my memory serves me wrong, but when I think of Mountain Dew my mind immediately conjures up images of raw, hardcore, unbridled Menergy in a can: the kind of thing those crazy Asian gamer kids drink so that they can stay up till 5 in the morning ganking n00bs. I mean, look at the original logo: » Read the rest of this entry «